まあ、
酒飲んだら車には乗らん事だな。
人生いつ何が起こるか分からんからな。
その自信がない奴は、
さっさとアメリカ市民権とっとけ。
家族がこっちにいるのに、
日本に強制送還されたらたまらんからな。

Can a DUI/DWI Lead to Revocation of Your Green Card?
A green card can indeed be revoked if the holder commits certain crimes,
in some cases drunk driving convictions.
By Taylor Karam, Attorney

Although a U.S. green card reflects someone's "permanent residence" in the United States,
this can indeed be revoked if its holder commits certain crimes' in some cases,
DUIs or DWIs (driving while under the influence of alcohol or drugs).
Revocation of a U.S. green card doesn't happen right away, however.
If you're in this situation, you can expect to first be called into immigration court
for removal proceedings. There, an immigration judge will hear your
defense and decide whether or not to revoke your green card and deport you.
What Makes Someone Deportable Under U.S. Immigration Laws?
Having one or more DUIs on record is not, by itself, on the list of deportability
grounds found in U.S. immigration laws. But it's a long and complicated list.
And, depending on the facts of the case, it is possible for even one DUI to make a person deportable.
It all depends on whether there were aggravating factors in the case.
These might include, for example, driving on a suspended license,
or having a child present in the vehicle. Such factors could easily
lead U.S. immigration authorities to conclude that you had committed a crime of moral turpitude (CIMT).
A CIMT is enough by itself to make you deportable if it was committed within five years of your admission
to the United States, and if it carries a possible prison sentence in your state of at least one year.
https://www.alllaw.com/articles/nolo/us-immigration/dui-dwi-lead-revocation-of-your-green-card.html#:~:text=Although%20a%20U.S.%20green%20card,t%20happen%20right%20away%2C%20however.