Hey 2ch users,

My name is John, and I hate every single one of you.
All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures.
You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy?
I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level.
This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on 2chan.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect.
I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team.
What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"?
I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash).
You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.