i am a pen

**maji** · 2008/05/07(水) 22:09:15

fack you

**maji** · 2008/05/25(Sun) 17:39:57

test man come here

**maji** · 2008/05/29(Thu) 23:22:01

Yes,I pen.

**maji** · 2008/05/31(Sat) 15:08:04

Take back your penis

**maji** · 2008/06/01(Sun) 14:29:36

Jami

**maji** · 2008/06/01(Sun) 18:36:32

Shall we pen?

**maji** · 2008/06/03(Tue) 03:04:39

i am japenese

**maji** · 2008/06/03(Tue) 10:10:21

It is so right.

**Shuberuto no serenade** · 2008/06/03(Tue) 11:57:38

Himeyakani yami o nuu waga shirabe
Shizukesa wa hate mo nashi, koyoya kimi
Sasayaku konoma o moru tsukikage
Hitome mo todokaji tayutaiso

Kimi kikukya ne ni musebu yoru no tori
Waga mune no himegoto o so wa utaitsu
Naku ne ni kometsuya ai no nayami
Warinaki omoi no kano hitofushi

Fukaki omoi o ba kimi ya shiru
Waga kokoro sawageri
Materu ware ni idekoyo kimi

**maji** · 2008/06/03(Tue) 13:34:02

Gomeng-nasang,I am Zapanese.
Corea was zapanese mince for eat.

**maji** · 2008/06/03(Tue) 21:35:24

Pen test?

**maji** · 2008/06/06(Fri) 23:24:37

i am jam

**maji** · 2008/06/08(Sun) 16:19:55

Test a pen

**maji** · 2008/06/09(Mon) 00:55:03

give me back my pen

**maji** · 2008/06/09(Mon) 01:02:55

guess what?

yur just a pencil

**maji** · 2008/06/09(Mon) 01:08:45

Are you pen?
no, I am sam

**maji** · 2008/06/09(Mon) 01:38:58

I have very Nancy.

**maji** · 2008/06/12(Thu) 20:39:35

There were polish, trying change a burn-out light bulb.
You need a ladder to reach the bulb because it is on the ceiling.
Now, how many polish are needed to change the bulb?

Answer: Three.

There's one to hold the bulb on the top of the ladder and the other two to turn the ladder around.

**maji** · 2008/06/17(Tue) 16:29:04

So im in the shower and i start thinking that the shower might be a good place to lie down and shoot cum all over myself...
so im fapping for about 20 minutes and when i finally cum it shoots very powerfully into my eye and now it glomping hurts like crazy...how fail is this?
And has any other anon ever done something like this?

**maji** · 2008/06/19(Thu) 03:51:40

After the baby was born, the panicked Japanese father went to see the obstetrician.

"Doctor," he said, "I don't mind telling you, but I'm a little upset because my daughter has red hair. She can't possibly be mine."

"Nonsense," the doctor said.
"Even though you and your wife both have black hair, one of your ancestors may have contributed red hair to the gene pool."

"It isn't possible," the man insisted. "We're pure Asian."

"Well," said the doctor, "let me ask you this.
How often do you have sex?"

The man seemed ashamed. "I've been working very hard for the past year.
We only made love once or twice a month."

"There you have it!" the doctor said confidently. "It's just rust."

**maji** · 2008/06/20(Fri) 02:27:36

Your baby loves you, yes, but it will scream relentlessly and mercilessly for whatever it needs, without enlightening you to what that is, and whatever your mental state happens to be.
It does definitely know or care if you are hungry, tired, sick or desperate for the loo.
It is impervious to reason or pleading, it knows no mercy or patience.
It will look at you with eyes full of adoration - and will fly into a hysterical frenzy of rage and terror when you leave the room for 30 seconds.
And when it has a chest infection and is put on antibiotics which give it diarrhea, and you are changing the ninth nappy of the day, with every cough it will violently squirt liquid sh-it out at jet propelled force, all over your jeans.

**maji** · 2008/06/20(Fri) 17:46:49

my name is pen!

**maji** · 2008/06/21(Sat) 15:11:12

Oh,really?!
My name Pen,too.

**maji** · 2008/06/25(Wed) 22:18:56

"A teacher has been found guilty of dangerous driving after being stopped by police for having 13 people travelling in his Volvo car."

"an adult male and a boy were sitting in the passenger seat.

In the back there were two women with infants on their laps, the other six passengers, all young children were either sitting or standing in the centre section of the back seat.

None of the passengers was wearing a seatbelt."

"The defendant denied his action was dangerous saying he had been driving sensibly at no more than 20 mph."

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/wales/north_west/7471102.stm

**maji** · 2008/06/27(Fri) 21:42:09

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/2194359/A-quarter-of-adults-to-face-%27anti-paedophile%27-tests.html

The launch of a new Government agency will see 11.3million people vetted for any criminal past before they are approved to have contact with children aged under 16.

But the increase in child protection measures is so great it is "poisoning" relationships between the generations, according to respected sociologist Professor Frank Furedi.

In a report for think tank Civitas, he said the use of criminal records bureau checks to ensure the safety of children and vulnerable adults has created an atmosphere of suspicion.

As a result ordinary parents - many of whom are volunteers at sports and social clubs - now find themselves regarded "potential child abusers".

**American Unko** · 2008/06/30(Mon) 00:14:34

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**maji** · 2008/06/30(Mon) 03:34:56

Penis ochinchin

**maji** · 2008/06/30(Mon) 10:27:31

>>57
My name IS Pen, too.

**maji** · 2008/06/30(Mon) 11:29:04

>>62
I knew a guy whose name was Pen, once...
Tell me, what's the general area you live in?

**maji** · 2008/06/30(Mon) 12:38:19

>>63
New Jersey.
My name isn't actually Pen, I was just correcting him...

**Pen desu** · 2008/06/30(Mon) 18:46:52

Good, gooder.... Goodest name!

**maji** · 2008/07/05(Sat) 02:39:40

>>1
you are kasima antlers boy?!

get out penis boys!!!!!!!!!

**American Unko** · 2008/07/08(Tue) 00:09:48

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**maji** · 2008/07/08(Tue) 21:46:08

I was robbed by two men

**Nancy** · 2008/07/27(Sun) 09:08:27

Hello,I am Nancy Brown.

**maji** · 2008/07/27(Sun) 17:19:07

If I get over 740score on(at?/of?) TOEIC,
My company give me some cash,
So I want to study English here....

Please TENSAKU.

**maji** · 2008/07/27(Sun) 18:36:58

>>70
If I score higher than 740 on the TOEIC, my company will give me some cash.
I want to study English here. (you might want to replace here with the place)

**maji** · 2008/07/27(Sun) 22:37:51

>>71
Very Thanks.

Now I am studying English only nintendoDS "EIGODUKE". w

**maji** · 2008/07/28(Mon) 05:17:55

>>72
You're welcome.

Thank you very much.
Now I am studying English on Eigoduke for the Nintendo DS. lol

**maji** · 2008/07/28(Mon) 09:14:15

penis

**maji** · 2008/07/28(Mon) 20:42:51

AKTJD

**maji** · 2008/07/29(Tue) 03:43:22

ERROR: shin tatekono host dewa, shibara thread ga tate raremasen
matano kikai ni douzo.

What does this mean?
Sorry if my spacing is faulty.

**maji** · 2008/07/29(Tue) 06:49:53

>>76
Are you trying to post a new thread? I get an error message when I try to post new threads. So damn annoying.

**maji** · 2008/07/29(Tue) 06:59:01

>>77
Yes, I'm trying to post a new thread; what does that error message mean?

**maji** · 2008/07/29(Tue) 11:14:47

>>78
I don't know. I'd like to know the answer, too.

**maji** · 2008/07/29(Tue) 11:30:48

>>78
2ch prevent a mass thread post by the same person.
Therefore a thread post is not possible with the same host in succession.
Please try it after the days passed for a while.

**maji** · 2008/07/29(Tue) 13:11:27

>>80
This is strange.
The last time I made a thread was a month ago.
Or, does the "timer" restart with each attempt...?

**maji** · 2008/07/30(Wed) 00:42:44

two fucker or die!!!!!!!!!!

**American Unko** · 2008/07/30(Wed) 01:49:55

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**kintama** · 2008/07/30(Wed) 22:29:41

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**maji** · 2008/07/31(Thu) 14:51:41

>>82
CUNT !

**maji** · 2008/08/06(Wed) 18:59:29

You should really take it to babelfish. It means that one of your lines is too long. Solution? Add line breaks.

**maji** · 2008/08/23(Sat) 17:50:33

i am a penis.
ole wa chinko da.

**maji** · 2008/09/06(Sat) 13:01:00

Yes its not so very old name.
everyone known

**maji** · 2008/09/07(Sun) 00:02:01

>>84
FOREVER HAPPY STRONG THIGH

**maji** · 2008/09/07(Sun) 11:21:50

Doesn't the browser already wrap text for me?

**maji** · 2008/09/07(Sun) 15:09:47

mou... nani kono sure

**maji** · 2008/09/10(Wed) 07:07:07

>>91 is unko

**maji** · 2008/09/13(Sat) 02:08:38

This is a pen.
And U.S.A
and dejima.
and ....

FACK YOU

**maji** · 2008/09/14(Sun) 05:58:25

majidejima majidejima

**maji** · 2008/10/07(Tue) 03:02:57

fucktoy

**maji** · 2008/10/07(Tue) 20:48:32

I am FACKYOU

**maji** · 2008/10/28(Tue) 20:02:55

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**maji** · 2008/10/31(Fri) 13:21:24

('A')

**maji** · 2008/12/01(Mon) 01:08:32

fuck this and fuck that,
fuck it all and fuck the fucking brat.

**maji** · 2008/12/10(Wed) 08:46:27

I am 2ch

**maji** · 2008/12/17(Wed) 14:52:55

She was pen

**maji** · 2008/12/17(Wed) 18:33:55

i am bed

**maji** · 2008/12/17(Wed) 19:14:00

>102
you are not a bed

**maji** · 2008/12/18(Thu) 06:16:31

>>27
what mean?

Is this Japanese or something to be animation?

**maji** · 2008/12/21(Sun) 21:00:51

>>104
polite language of the penis

**maji** · 2008/12/24(Wed) 08:59:31

>>1
oh... Miss spell

"fuck you"

**maji** · 2009/01/09(Fri) 23:31:02

**maji** · 2009/01/12(Mon) 12:36:39

**maji** · 2009/01/13(Tue) 12:40:41

oh...good!good!

**maji** · 2009/01/13(Tue) 13:18:14

Pens suck.

Pencils are better.

**maji** · 2009/01/14(Wed) 02:04:20

Is this pen ?

No this is Tom

**maji** · 2009/01/14(Wed) 10:07:12

>>111

Tom is a pen?

**maji** · 2009/01/17(Sat) 21:41:24

>>1
OH! YAEH

I WAS A PEN AND I WILL
ALSO PEN AND I WOULD
LIKE TO SAY FUCKING YOU

**maji** · 2009/01/18(Sun) 02:27:03

>>113
Fascinating

**maji** · 2009/01/18(Sun) 10:23:53

I can speak engrish.

**maji** · 2009/01/18(Sun) 19:35:36

Hello!
My name is Penis.
Call me Pen.

**maji** · 2009/01/19(Mon) 08:54:25

I think that English education in Japan is FUCKIN CRAZY!!

**maji** · 2009/01/26(Mon) 20:41:11

She said Tom is not pen.

**maji** · 2009/01/27(Tue) 05:06:15

My mother is a dog.

**maji** · 2009/01/27(Tue) 21:20:10

am it an pen.

**maji** · 2009/01/28(Wed) 01:43:17

>>117
Fack You! Japanese education for the English language is not crazy.

**maji** · 2009/01/28(Wed) 08:08:54

Yeah, Fuck Racists!

**maji** · 2009/01/28(Wed) 15:14:25

>>121
>>English language education in Japan is not crazy.

**maji** · 2009/01/28(Wed) 17:19:56

English Japan not language education crazy in is.

**maji** · 2009/01/29(Thu) 01:10:52

>>117
Am you NOVA's teacher?

**maji** · 2009/01/29(Thu) 06:39:26

wow

**maji** · 2009/02/03(Tue) 10:23:39

I wanna be a pen

**maji** · 2009/02/03(Tue) 10:25:41

I want to fly in the sky freely if I become the pen

**maji** · 2009/02/04(Wed) 18:21:46

nihongo ha uketuketenai tte??
atama okasiinjananino??

**maji** · 2009/02/20(Fri) 16:32:29

No more fucking talking!

**maji** · 2009/02/21(Sat) 09:54:10

>>131

I'm not talking. But I AM typing! HAHAHAHAA!

**maji** · 2009/02/21(Sat) 19:05:11

moriwaki kenji

**maji** · 2009/02/22(Sun) 06:22:30

I don't want to do such a trivial task. I'm not just fucking around here. Do you know what I'm saying?

**maji** · 2009/04/06(Mon) 03:17:44

Telegram No.5563
Give good tidings to my bondmen who hear advice and follow the best thereof.

Chapter18 paragraph 9-1
Integer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1NR2K-gazo

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Thanks,Nancy.

05/APR/2009 UN

**maji** · 2009/04/06(Mon) 22:36:38

nanndakokoha

**maji** · 2009/04/10(Fri) 20:56:36

Oshiri penpen