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0014愛と死の名無しさん垢版2019/02/01(金) 07:05:35.63ID:1KkmBQCJ
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0015愛と死の名無しさん垢版2019/10/18(金) 18:50:56.74ID:W6uWXU3A
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Stomachache freaks Don't miss it!

HERE IT COMES!━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━!!

FOR SALE : Scarcity value!!

Poison contain Protein Powder
Poison contain EAA Powder
Poison contain BCAA Powder
Poison contain Glutamine Powder 

Effect : To be able to experience fantastic Stomachache World!
Medicine half-life 12hours : Let`s enjoy spectacular Stomachache Night!!

PRICE : 1Bllion Dollars Each 
Sample $500 (10g) quantity of stock 6packs

★New products have arrived!!
Poison contain BCAA Powder Mild Type (smell bad)
×5quarter size bags(Include 3unread bags) 75%Discount!!

First come, First served!!
BRAND NAME COMING SOON!!!!!
0016愛と死の名無しさん垢版2019/10/18(金) 18:51:41.65ID:W6uWXU3A
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Welcome to MURPHY'S HOTEL!! HERE IT COMES!━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━!!

``Optional tour``〈Today's activity〉

★Fanny Street Watching tour $40 (bring you by shuttle bus)
This town has so fanny street that the Car races are held every day.
Participating cars are ambulances, police cars, electric patrol cars,
gas patrol cars, and motorcycles with various sirens.
This is a race like the Monaco Grand Prix or Tom and Jerry.
It's Amazing!

~Features of MURPHY'S HOTEL~
1. The TV remote control in the room suddenly disappears.
2. The water pressure becomes weak only when you use the shower.
3. There are many parents who make their children cry and cry on purpose.
4. There are many owners who make their dogs cry and cry on purpose.
5. The boasting of the sound of motorcycles often appears to hear the sound.
6.There may be foreign matter like a piece of plastic in sushi at a sushi bar.
7. You're the only one in the room, but there's a roll of toilet paper on the toilet seat.
8. Fake Usain Bolt, who overtakes you with a dash all of a sudden, comes out.
9. The road construction starts when you check in, and it ends when you check out.
10. When you boot up your laptop, hackers from all over the country visit you.
11. When you check in, the train passing by turns into Miles Davis.
12. When you check in, there will be many emergency cases around the hotel and many ambulances will be sent out.
13. If you buy low-fat bacon at the convenience store of the hotel, you will get fatty bacon somehow.
14. If you charge the spare batteries of your digital camera and go out, the uncharged batteries appear.
15. Please note that the gas burner that you bought online is a very dangerous product that keeps spraying from the time of installation.

But don't worry. So here is MURPHY!! Thank you!!━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━!!!!
0017愛と死の名無しさん垢版2019/10/18(金) 18:52:18.75ID:W6uWXU3A
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New Store Openings!! Funny BABER Freaks Don't miss it!!

" MURPHY'S BARBERSHOP "

HERE IT COMES!━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━!!

We will keep three important promises.
@We are going to artificially shorten one side and unbalance it.
AWe will make your hair shorten if you want to long it.
BWe promise that it will never happen as you wish.

  PRICE
 Hair cut: 1Bllion Dollars
 Hair cut & Shave: 1.5 Bllion Dollars
 Eyebrow cut: Harf Bllion Dollars (We confident that it will be asymmetrical)

THANK YOU!!━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━!!!!!!!!!!
0019愛と死の名無しさん垢版2022/01/15(土) 12:36:27.25ID:3WEyPdHD
経験上語るとすれば
10代のうちに彼女を見つけておくか 25歳の頃に結婚ギリギリの同級生を確保するかだな。
まぁ、途中で別れる確率も高いけどさ。
0020愛と死の名無しさん垢版2023/08/16(水) 02:23:19.79ID:XynuT8Mx
共働きなら結婚してもやっていける
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