i am a pen

[0001 maji 2008/05/07(水) 22:09:15 ID:oQoC7K4H0]

fack you

[0002 maji 2008/05/07(水) 22:11:16 ID:NVuODaLP0]

then.... i am a eraser

[0003 maji 2008/05/07(水) 22:17:54 ID:AoVL36++0]

konbanha

[0004 maji 2008/05/07(水) 23:27:17 ID:jeoY9e6A0]

me too

[0005 maji 2008/05/08(木) 12:36:47 ID:YTbugogbO]

A

[0006 株価【---】 2008/05/08(木) 15:53:45 ID:Et71U5D4O]

be toka

[0007 株主【dejima:0/0=0(%)】 2008/05/08(木) 15:54:59 ID:Et71U5D4O]

moikkai!

[0008 maji 2008/05/11(Sun) 23:18:15 ID:dWsw75txO]

yes, i am.

[0009 maji 2008/05/13(Tue) 01:55:53 ID:tZYM2iyL0]

is this a pen in your pants?

[0010 maji 2008/05/13(Tue) 15:55:03 ID:GQhFKCf/O]

Yes,Pen is.

[0011 maji 2008/05/13(Tue) 16:32:03 ID:SPePUOzW0]

No. that is Tom

[0012 maji 2008/05/13(Tue) 16:32:44 ID:UdZZdE450]

What, a horizontal board.

[0013 maji 2008/05/13(Tue) 21:46:55 ID:u4v4VjPSO]

OH

[0014 maji 2008/05/14(Wed) 23:36:57 ID:KnO3HudaO]

I've always wanted to be a pen

[0015 maji 2008/05/15(Thu) 00:33:37 ID:Qw7cwru/0]

Hanako: Is this a pen?

Miroshnichenkovic: No this is cap. Don't touch this.

[0016 maji 2008/05/15(Thu) 05:09:58 ID:idYNYHBBO]

This was a pen.

[0017 maji 2008/05/15(Thu) 08:12:16 ID:lvkfnBBpO]

Do you know this joke?
In winter,I play wiener sports.I grab the stick and rub it again and again.Then white liquid spring.

[0018 maji 2008/05/15(Thu) 10:37:59 ID:YjGN8ZXu0]

what's this?

[0019 maji 2008/05/15(Thu) 13:20:23 ID:0hsSpe1RO]

are

[0020 maji 2008/05/15(Thu) 13:52:32 ID:2RSn7e170]

What is this BBS?

[0021 maji 2008/05/15(Thu) 21:37:45 ID:uyo0BAWhO]

nice.bort

[0022 maji 2008/05/16(Fri) 01:55:11 ID:OfZa4gLq0]

i'm a pen that is in my brain.

[0023 maji 2008/05/18(Sun) 23:02:46 ID:g29IbHLA0]

oh my got

[0024 maji 2008/05/18(Sun) 23:03:41 ID:iwMh3lJu0]

Can i use Hiragana?

[0025 maji 2008/05/18(Sun) 23:48:23 ID:3NfOhGTPO]

>>24
No thank you.

[0026 maji 2008/05/19(Mon) 03:08:52 ID:QbvzLdja0]

oh my dog!

[0027 maji 2008/05/19(Mon) 03:59:11 ID:sfTBBW5p0]

ochinchin

[0028 maji 2008/05/19(Mon) 14:49:19 ID:H3lWbsI+0]

No, it is tom.

[0029 maji 2008/05/20(Tue) 02:35:43 ID:L7iH5/dK0]

Am I pen ?

[0030 maji 2008/05/20(Tue) 12:27:59 ID:DDLhSe5MO]

I was a pen.

[0031 maji 2008/05/21(Wed) 04:45:36 ID:ognTr4ntO]

I did a pen.

[0032 maji 2008/05/21(Wed) 07:58:38 ID:7osLN9J3O]

I shall be a pen.

[0033 maji 2008/05/21(Wed) 23:27:52 ID:zjJvXwvB0]

NOT ONLY US BUT ALSO YOU

[0034 maji 2008/05/24(Sat) 21:38:10 ID:RN7hQrTVO]

Ramen Tsukemen I am SEMEN!!
YOU UNDERSTAN'?

[0035 maji 2008/05/25(Sun) 00:13:33 ID:E9kGCdHmO]

DICK MY SUCK

[0036 maji 2008/05/25(Sun) 17:39:57 ID:dgxa8yGIO]

test man come here

[0037 maji 2008/05/29(Thu) 23:22:01 ID:5TXYYJFh0]

Yes,I pen.

[0038 maji 2008/05/31(Sat) 15:08:04 ID:cJUv08JB0]

Take back your penis

[0039 maji 2008/06/01(Sun) 14:29:36 ID:S/NVEC8S0]

Jami

[0040 maji 2008/06/01(Sun) 18:36:32 ID:vp40NHJ/O]

Shall we pen?

[0041 maji 2008/06/03(Tue) 03:04:39 ID:LHjgTfDx0]

i am japenese

[0042 maji 2008/06/03(Tue) 10:10:21 ID:lxVYNgg+O]

It is so right.

[0043 Shuberuto no serenade 2008/06/03(Tue) 11:57:38 ID:pDFhI9kk0]

Himeyakani yami o nuu waga shirabe
Shizukesa wa hate mo nashi, koyoya kimi
Sasayaku konoma o moru tsukikage
Hitome mo todokaji tayutaiso

Kimi kikukya ne ni musebu yoru no tori
Waga mune no himegoto o so wa utaitsu
Naku ne ni kometsuya ai no nayami
Warinaki omoi no kano hitofushi

Fukaki omoi o ba kimi ya shiru
Waga kokoro sawageri
Materu ware ni idekoyo kimi

[0044 maji 2008/06/03(Tue) 13:34:02 ID:/cqmRuUmO]

Gomeng-nasang,I am Zapanese.
Corea was zapanese mince for eat.

[0045 maji 2008/06/03(Tue) 21:35:24 ID:N3sGasro0]

Pen test?

[0046 maji 2008/06/06(Fri) 23:24:37 ID:A0e796O2O]

i am jam

[0047 maji 2008/06/08(Sun) 16:19:55 ID:6A+DCW4y0]

Test a pen

[0048 maji 2008/06/09(Mon) 00:55:03 ID:ugytyD9f0]

give me back my pen

[0049 maji 2008/06/09(Mon) 01:02:55 ID:ugytyD9f0]

guess what?

yur just a pencil

[0050 maji 2008/06/09(Mon) 01:08:45 ID:YJSET4eAO]

Are you pen?
no, I am sam

[0051 maji 2008/06/09(Mon) 01:38:58 ID:AaHCb0y6O]

I have very Nancy.

[0052 maji 2008/06/12(Thu) 20:39:35 ID:ek7ikd590]

There were polish, trying change a burn-out light bulb.
You need a ladder to reach the bulb because it is on the ceiling.
Now, how many polish are needed to change the bulb?

Answer: Three.

There's one to hold the bulb on the top of the ladder and the other two to turn the ladder around.

[0053 maji 2008/06/17(Tue) 16:29:04 ID:DVqyDiKY0]

So im in the shower and i start thinking that the shower might be a good place to lie down and shoot cum all over myself...
so im fapping for about 20 minutes and when i finally cum it shoots very powerfully into my eye and now it glomping hurts like crazy...how fail is this?
And has any other anon ever done something like this?

[0054 maji 2008/06/19(Thu) 03:51:40 ID:6ybgChWf0]

After the baby was born, the panicked Japanese father went to see the obstetrician.

"Doctor," he said, "I don't mind telling you, but I'm a little upset because my daughter has red hair. She can't possibly be mine."

"Nonsense," the doctor said.
"Even though you and your wife both have black hair, one of your ancestors may have contributed red hair to the gene pool."

"It isn't possible," the man insisted. "We're pure Asian."

"Well," said the doctor, "let me ask you this.
How often do you have sex?"

The man seemed ashamed. "I've been working very hard for the past year.
We only made love once or twice a month."

"There you have it!" the doctor said confidently. "It's just rust."

[0055 maji 2008/06/20(Fri) 02:27:36 ID:dneATtVf0]

Your baby loves you, yes, but it will scream relentlessly and mercilessly for whatever it needs, without enlightening you to what that is, and whatever your mental state happens to be.
It does definitely know or care if you are hungry, tired, sick or desperate for the loo.
It is impervious to reason or pleading, it knows no mercy or patience.
It will look at you with eyes full of adoration - and will fly into a hysterical frenzy of rage and terror when you leave the room for 30 seconds.
And when it has a chest infection and is put on antibiotics which give it diarrhea, and you are changing the ninth nappy of the day, with every cough it will violently squirt liquid sh-it out at jet propelled force, all over your jeans.

[0056 maji 2008/06/20(Fri) 17:46:49 ID:3ZiwzQCMO]

my name is pen!

[0057 maji 2008/06/21(Sat) 15:11:12 ID:PEXRIIC30]

Oh,really?!
My name Pen,too.

[0058 maji 2008/06/25(Wed) 22:18:56 ID:2wSOFYXN0]

"A teacher has been found guilty of dangerous driving after being stopped by police for having 13 people travelling in his Volvo car."

"an adult male and a boy were sitting in the passenger seat.

In the back there were two women with infants on their laps, the other six passengers, all young children were either sitting or standing in the centre section of the back seat.

None of the passengers was wearing a seatbelt."

"The defendant denied his action was dangerous saying he had been driving sensibly at no more than 20 mph."

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/wales/north_west/7471102.stm

[0059 maji 2008/06/27(Fri) 21:42:09 ID:ILr7j60c0]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/2194359/A-quarter-of-adults-to-face-%27anti-paedophile%27-tests.html

The launch of a new Government agency will see 11.3million people vetted for any criminal past before they are approved to have contact with children aged under 16.

But the increase in child protection measures is so great it is "poisoning" relationships between the generations, according to respected sociologist Professor Frank Furedi.

In a report for think tank Civitas, he said the use of criminal records bureau checks to ensure the safety of children and vulnerable adults has created an atmosphere of suspicion.

As a result ordinary parents - many of whom are volunteers at sports and social clubs - now find themselves regarded "potential child abusers".

[0060 American Unko 2008/06/30(Mon) 00:14:34 ID:7752uPFc0]

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[0061 maji 2008/06/30(Mon) 03:34:56 ID:t1p3JZPr0]

Penis ochinchin

[0062 maji 2008/06/30(Mon) 10:27:31 ID:ctkBB9/00]

>>57
My name IS Pen, too.

[0063 maji 2008/06/30(Mon) 11:29:04 ID:K0MrGIay0]

>>62
I knew a guy whose name was Pen, once...
Tell me, what's the general area you live in?

[0064 maji 2008/06/30(Mon) 12:38:19 ID:ctkBB9/00]

>>63
New Jersey.
My name isn't actually Pen, I was just correcting him...

[0065 Pen desu 2008/06/30(Mon) 18:46:52 ID:vXhTJHa00]

Good, gooder.... Goodest name!

[0066 maji 2008/07/05(Sat) 02:39:40 ID:OauZaPdg0]

>>1
you are kasima antlers boy?!

get out penis boys!!!!!!!!!

[0067 American Unko 2008/07/08(Tue) 00:09:48 ID:Pyi/yiPE0]

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[0068 maji 2008/07/08(Tue) 21:46:08 ID:Xh/WG6tU0]

I was robbed by two men

[0069 Nancy 2008/07/27(Sun) 09:08:27 ID:m2M1bOwJ0]

Hello,I am Nancy Brown.

[0070 maji 2008/07/27(Sun) 17:19:07 ID:aWCzDLh20]

If I get over 740score on(at?/of?) TOEIC,
My company give me some cash,
So I want to study English here....

Please TENSAKU.

[0071 maji 2008/07/27(Sun) 18:36:58 ID:lsnnts6r0]

>>70
If I score higher than 740 on the TOEIC, my company will give me some cash.
I want to study English here. (you might want to replace here with the place)

[0072 maji 2008/07/27(Sun) 22:37:51 ID:aWCzDLh20]

>>71
Very Thanks.

Now I am studying English only nintendoDS "EIGODUKE". w

[0073 maji 2008/07/28(Mon) 05:17:55 ID:7czymcVo0]

>>72
You're welcome.

Thank you very much.
Now I am studying English on Eigoduke for the Nintendo DS. lol

[0074 maji 2008/07/28(Mon) 09:14:15 ID:zDcdQqn60]

penis

[0075 maji 2008/07/28(Mon) 20:42:51 ID:oqGFLdShO]

AKTJD

[0076 maji 2008/07/29(Tue) 03:43:22 ID:irifG8e/0]

ERROR: shin tatekono host dewa, shibara thread ga tate raremasen
matano kikai ni douzo.

What does this mean?
Sorry if my spacing is faulty.

[0077 maji 2008/07/29(Tue) 06:49:53 ID:ezblRhI60]

>>76
Are you trying to post a new thread? I get an error message when I try to post new threads. So damn annoying.

[0078 maji 2008/07/29(Tue) 06:59:01 ID:irifG8e/0]

>>77
Yes, I'm trying to post a new thread; what does that error message mean?

[0079 maji 2008/07/29(Tue) 11:14:47 ID:ezblRhI60]

>>78
I don't know. I'd like to know the answer, too.

[0080 maji 2008/07/29(Tue) 11:30:48 ID:tLnRxgO30]

>>78
2ch prevent a mass thread post by the same person.
Therefore a thread post is not possible with the same host in succession.
Please try it after the days passed for a while.

[0081 maji 2008/07/29(Tue) 13:11:27 ID:irifG8e/0]

>>80
This is strange.
The last time I made a thread was a month ago.
Or, does the "timer" restart with each attempt...?

[0082 maji 2008/07/30(Wed) 00:42:44 ID:AcnV98X+0]

two fucker or die!!!!!!!!!!

[0083 American Unko 2008/07/30(Wed) 01:49:55 ID:7oVj5vgd0]

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[0084 kintama 2008/07/30(Wed) 22:29:41 ID:wzhT69HD0]

http://www4.himitsukichi.info/up/selfmade/1212678625/1216820847.gif

[0085 maji 2008/07/31(Thu) 14:51:41 ID:pT5lUoaK0]

>>82
CUNT !

[0086 maji 2008/08/06(Wed) 18:59:29 ID:zgtnjkl00]

You should really take it to babelfish. It means that one of your lines is too long. Solution? Add line breaks.

[0087 maji 2008/08/23(Sat) 17:50:33 ID:PHp5Jf9I0]

i am a penis.
ole wa chinko da.

[0088 maji 2008/09/06(Sat) 13:01:00 ID:AZkNg6T90]

Yes its not so very old name.
everyone known

[0089 maji 2008/09/07(Sun) 00:02:01 ID:iM6a64dd0]

>>84
FOREVER HAPPY STRONG THIGH

[0090 maji 2008/09/07(Sun) 11:21:50 ID:kxQ/vSt30]

Doesn't the browser already wrap text for me?

[0091 maji 2008/09/07(Sun) 15:09:47 ID:R0aGhr0/0]

mou... nani kono sure

[0092 maji 2008/09/10(Wed) 07:07:07 ID:zvuV5HmlO]

>>91 is unko

[0093 maji 2008/09/13(Sat) 02:08:38 ID:zg37zJpSO]

This is a pen.
And U.S.A
and dejima.
and ....



FACK YOU

[0094 maji 2008/09/14(Sun) 05:58:25 ID:r8s5d30Y0]

majidejima majidejima

[0095 maji 2008/10/07(Tue) 03:02:57 ID:B759jAbO0]

fucktoy

[0096 maji 2008/10/07(Tue) 20:48:32 ID:BS9kgajX0]

I am FACKYOU

[0097 maji 2008/10/28(Tue) 20:02:55 ID:Idyp0XWM0]

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[0098 maji 2008/10/31(Fri) 13:21:24 ID:ALUKzD4X0]

('A')

[0099 maji 2008/12/01(Mon) 01:08:32 ID:RMIpgKIeO]

fuck this and fuck that,
fuck it all and fuck the fucking brat.

[0100 maji 2008/12/10(Wed) 08:46:27 ID:WjyztcwP0]

I am 2ch