You speak English

1ご冗談でしょう?名無しさん2012/03/20(火) 02:00:13.06ID:???
Because this bord is physics!!!

90ご冗談でしょう?名無しさん2013/01/26(土) 16:13:33.15ID:???
If you are asking, ...
Do you eat a shit?
Do I eat a shit?
Does he eat a shit?
Do you understand?

91ご冗談でしょう?名無しさん2013/01/26(土) 16:15:52.44ID:???
In the same way,
Did you eat a shit?
Did I eat a shit?
Did he eat a shit?
Are you ready to eat it?

92ご冗談でしょう?名無しさん2013/01/26(土) 16:18:20.23ID:???
If you are asking experience, ...
Have you eaten a shit?
Have I eaten a shit?
Has he eaten a shit?
Is it ok?

93ご冗談でしょう?名無しさん2013/01/26(土) 16:22:04.42ID:???
If you don't want to eat a shit, ...
You don't eat a shit.
I don't eat a shit.
He doesn't eat a shit.
Are you satisfied?

94ご冗談でしょう?名無しさん2013/01/26(土) 16:24:28.02ID:???
For the case of yesterday, ...
You didn't eat a shit yesterday.
I didn't eat a shit yesterday.
He didn't eat a shit yesterday.
Are you ok?

95ご冗談でしょう?名無しさん2013/01/26(土) 17:33:34.13ID:???
I can speak English of a little.

96ご冗談でしょう?名無しさん2013/01/26(土) 18:02:44.70ID:???
>>95
OK! great!!! excellent!!!!
You can speak English!

Then, the rest of lesson, let's start.
If you have no experience of eating a shit, then, ...
You have never eaten a shit.
I have never eaten a shit.
He has never eaten a shit.
It's too easy for you!!

97ご冗談でしょう?名無しさん2013/01/26(土) 18:09:46.09ID:???
Maybe, simply you didn't eat a shit yet this time, then you can say
You have not yet eaten a shit.
I have not yet eaten a shit.
He has not yet eaten a shit.
That's all. Now you are a great English speaker!!!!!

98ご冗談でしょう?名無しさん2013/01/26(土) 18:18:01.34ID:???
OK! Let's summarize today's lesson.

I eat a shit today. / I don't eat a shit today. / Do I eat a shit today?
You eat a shit today. / You don't eat a shit today. / Do you eat a shit today?
He eats a shit today. / He doesn't eat a shit today. / Does he eat a shit today?

I ate a shit yesterday. / I didn't eat a shit yesterday. / Did I eat a shit yesterday?
You ate a shit yesterday. / You didn't eat a shit yesterday. / Did you eat a shit yesterday?
He ate a shit yesterday. / He didn't eat a shit yesterday. / Did he eat a shit yesterday?

I have eaten a shit already. / I have not yet eaten a shit. / Have I eaten a shit yet?
You have eaten a shit already. / You have not yet eaten a shit. / Have you eaten a shit yet?
He has eaten a shit already. / He has not yet eaten a shit. / Has he eaten a shit yet?

I have eaten a shit many times. / I have never eaten a shit. / Have I ever eaten a shit?
You have eaten a shit many times. / You have never eaten a shit. / Have you ever eaten a shit?
He has eaten a shit many times. / He has never eaten a shit. / Has he ever eaten a shit?

That's it. Congratulations for your great English conversation!!!!!!

99ご冗談でしょう?名無しさん2013/01/26(土) 18:34:19.01ID:???
>>85
What's up? Shit will happen. You speak shit, more more.

100ご冗談でしょう?名無しさん2013/01/26(土) 18:49:03.94ID:TIuY4LfF
OKIDOKI, Wer'e English speaker!!!

101ご冗談でしょう?名無しさん2013/01/26(土) 20:08:30.85ID:???
I don't never want to eat a shit !!!!

102ご冗談でしょう?名無しさん2013/01/26(土) 20:17:13.26ID:???
Why do you like a shit ? such like that

103ご冗談でしょう?名無しさん2013/01/26(土) 20:20:04.50ID:TIuY4LfF
For evolution.

104ご冗談でしょう?名無しさん2013/01/26(土) 20:31:58.19ID:???
Evolution ? !

Soryy.

I can't understand what you said at all.

105ご冗談でしょう?名無しさん2013/01/26(土) 22:47:33.72ID:???
>>95 You speak English "a little".
"little" means "almost nothing" and "a little"means "pretty good"
You have confidence at English. I envy You. www

106ご冗談でしょう?名無しさん2013/01/27(日) 00:09:53.73ID:???
>>105
Oh ! No, no, no, no.......

I'm not so good at speaking of English.

Actually, I can hardly lesten to what native speaks.

Besides, My English is incorrect.

So, I hope to speak English well, like you !

107ご冗談でしょう?名無しさん2013/01/27(日) 00:48:52.61ID:???
You both, >>105 and >>106, both are supreme English speakers!!!
Very, very nice, and excellent!!!!!!!!

108ご冗談でしょう?名無しさん2013/01/27(日) 00:54:14.48ID:???
OK. today's lesson. Let us start!

I love you. You love me.
He loves her. She loves him.

You are my lover. I am your lover.
He is her lover. She is his lover.

You are mine. I am yours.
He is hers. She is his.

Are you OK?

109ご冗談でしょう?名無しさん2013/01/27(日) 03:00:24.08ID:???
I don't think of all the misery
but of the beauty that still remains.

110ご冗談でしょう?名無しさん2013/01/27(日) 07:22:13.35ID:???
mekosuji seven

111ご冗談でしょう?名無しさん2013/01/27(日) 19:02:08.58ID:???
hikkoshi no mekosuji

112ご冗談でしょう?名無しさん2013/01/27(日) 22:05:45.27ID:???
>>107 I am a Japanese who resembles yellow monkey.
If you are American or European,you think these yellow monkeys
really fool. and I agree the opinion. phisics, too,build by whites
people. I know myself.Its only point I proud.

113ご冗談でしょう?名無しさん2013/02/02(土) 02:14:40.64ID:wcvH6rxy
ああっ、もうダメッ!
ぁあ…日本出るっ、日本出ますうっ!!
パッ、パァッ、パスポォォォトォォォォッッッ!!!
いやああああっっっ!!顔写真見ないで、お願いぃぃぃっっっ!!!
ブッ、ブサッ、ブサイクッ、ブサイクなのぉっっ!
フラッシュ加減のせいでマリファナ打った人みたい!!!!
んはああーーーーっっっ!!!えっ、X、X線!!!
ピーーーーッ!ピーーーッ!ピーーーッ!!!
おおっ!光った!!鳴っちゃった!!引っかかった!!金属ついて無いか見てぇっ ああっ、もう
ダメッ!!はうあああーーーーっっっ!!!
ピーーッ!ピーーッ!ピピピピーーー!!!!!
いやぁぁっ!あたし、こんなにいっぱい金属つけてるゥゥッ!
ピピピピピピぃぃぃぃぃぃぃっっっっ!!!ピーーーッ!ピピピーッ!!!
ぁあ…飛行機飛ぶっ、飛行機飛びますうっ!!
ゴォッ、ゴゴゴォッ。ゴォォォォォォォォーーーーーッッッ!!!
いやああああっっっ!!浮かないで、お願いぃぃぃっっっ!!!
こう、高所、高所恐怖症なのぉぉぉぉっっっっ!
ゴゴゴゴゴゴゴォォォォッッッッ!!!!
んはああーーーーっっっ!!!う、うい、浮いてるぅぅぅっ!!!
街が、今さっきまで居た街が小さいぃぃぃっっっ!!!
おおっ!雲っ!!くっ、くっ、雲ッッ!!!雲見てぇっ ああっ、もう
ダメッ!!はうあああーーーーっっっ!!!
パシャッ!!パシャッ!パシャパシャァッッッ!!!!
いやぁぁっ!あたし、こんなにいっぱい写真撮ってるゥゥッ!
パシャパシャパシャ!!!!パシャァァァァァッッ!!!
ぁあ…フラッシュ焚くっ、フラッシュ焚きますうっ!!
ピカッ!パシャァァァァーーーーーッッッ!!!
いやああああっっっ!!あんまり光らないで、お願いぃぃぃっっっ!!!
てっ、添乗員が注意しに来るっっっっ!あぁぁぁぁっ!!英語分からないっっっ!
「Excuse me」
んはああーーーーっっっ!!!I'm sorry!Ican't speak English!!

114ご冗談でしょう?名無しさん2013/02/28(木) 18:25:12.43ID:???
No no no, not that way.
Yellow monkeys and black monkeys also have contributed
to physics. Also those monkeys can speak English!!! sometimes!!!!!
So, you should be proud of being a yellow monkey!!!!!!

115ご冗談でしょう?名無しさん2013/02/28(木) 19:14:50.70ID:???
Hey monkey. I give you a chocolate!!!

116ご冗談でしょう?名無しさん2013/03/01(金) 00:01:43.19ID:???
I want not valentine chocolate. I want freedom.

117ご冗談でしょう?名無しさん2013/03/01(金) 09:47:50.12ID:???
I want not boh-boh mekosuji. I want tsurumeko.

118ご冗談でしょう?名無しさん2013/03/02(土) 20:43:28.71ID:???
Hei! What kind of trouble you did ?

119ご冗談でしょう?名無しさん2013/03/21(木) 21:57:21.34ID:???
Did you do secros with a boh-boh (furry?) meko-line?

120ご冗談でしょう?名無しさん2013/03/21(木) 23:01:09.40ID:???
I'mn't well. I'm fool.

121ご冗談でしょう?名無しさん2013/03/22(金) 19:06:25.24ID:???
i am a pen.

122ご冗談でしょう?名無しさん2013/03/22(金) 19:13:55.69ID:???
What the hell is going on ?

123ご冗談でしょう?名無しさん2013/03/22(金) 23:17:16.00ID:HvWns+0i
>>121 This is a pen. and Euler is forever.

124ご冗談でしょう?名無しさん2013/04/02(火) 22:42:44.12ID:???
This is un chinko
This is une manko

125ご冗談でしょう?名無しさん2013/05/25(土) 19:48:48.40ID:???
我是日本人。
再見!

126ご冗談でしょう?名無しさん2013/08/09(金) NY:AN:NY.ANID:???
プロ市民(国籍不問w)ガチ推しの飛翔体キムチ太郎当選で未来はピカドン明るいね

http://www.hoshusokuhou.com/archives/29932855.html

127ご冗談でしょう?名無しさん2013/09/22(日) 14:14:25.18ID:???
I want to be able to understand physics'articles in English without dictiomaris.

128ご冗談でしょう?名無しさん2015/02/20(金) 19:50:11.04ID:???
gotosan likes orange shirt
why?

129ご冗談でしょう?名無しさん2015/04/20(月) 11:12:56.43ID:???
後藤さんのオレンジのシャツの
スペクトルを教えてください

130ご冗談でしょう?名無しさん2015/05/19(火) 20:33:10.32ID:54qUJs7p
hey speak english!

131ご冗談でしょう?名無しさん2015/05/19(火) 20:47:47.26ID:???
This bord is mekosujics.

132ご冗談でしょう?名無しさん2015/10/21(水) 18:10:36.29ID:???
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133ご冗談でしょう?名無しさん2017/03/26(日) 02:19:42.82ID:???
i have a pen

134ご冗談でしょう?名無しさん2017/03/26(日) 03:32:53.15ID:???
うんことコカコーラはどっちがさわやか?

135ご冗談でしょう?名無しさん2017/04/06(木) 01:31:38.13ID:???
which is fresher? shit or coke?

136ご冗談でしょう?名無しさん2017/07/05(水) 00:56:24.76ID:???
japanese is fatel and lethal

137ご冗談でしょう?名無しさん2017/07/05(水) 01:03:26.42ID:???
Yes, Takasu clinic!

138ご冗談でしょう?名無しさん2017/07/05(水) 15:30:38.86ID:???
chimpo cover cut?

139ご冗談でしょう?名無しさん2018/01/31(水) 05:38:05.95ID:co3m1tSm
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